Straight for a Day

After seeing these shots of lindsey lohan I'm for some reason stragely attracted to her.

The only person two females I've ever been 1/16th-ly sexually attracted to was Grace Kelly & Selma Hayek's Breasts.

Do you hear the term Morbidly Alot?

For some reason I have such an unquenchable appetite.

Everything within sight I eat except for uncooked meats. And the worst part about it is that I feel like a balloon that is explode but I wont stop regardless!!!

The full line of Entamins seems to be my favorite.

I don't know if its a side effect of my medication but hopefully it's not something subconsciously in reference to the 1 year anniversary of my favorite aunt's death.

Regrets

About four years ago I was really into sexting.

Trading pictures, Instant Messages, Emails and posting erotic pictures to websites.

One day I came into work and I was getting a weird look. It was because a girl in my office has been shadowing my web activities. She exposed my naked pictures to the entire staff.

I was embarrassed, felt degraded and intimidated by the gawking eyes.

I removed the pictures from all the websites and didn't leave my apartment or desk until I needed to

In the end I'm just happy that it was an New York area incident and it wasn't paraded around in the enormousity as the Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian fiasco.

Morning After [Not the Pill]

So I came accross this short, it's pretty good.

Check it out:

Goose Bumbs

Reminiscing about an ex.

I’ll never forget the day we met.

After some small talk I unbuckled by belt, unhinged my button, unzipped my pants & underwear till it hit the floor, then bent over in my apartment building stair case watched as your eyes glistened in delight. Then you spread my cheeks apart as dove in for a meal.

Seven minutes later I quickly pulled up my pants, grabbed you by your hands and took you upstairs to my apartment.

You took your jacket off first, then your tie, followed by your shirt, shoes and pants.

I couldn’t resist that smirk you had so I took you to my bed then started to nibble your bottom lip; then my mouth moved to your neck then your ear; I loved feeling you shiver but that plank you had in your boxer-briefs kept tapping my leg and stomach while you lay un-top of me.

Should I tell you more?